Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • MiningMarsh
    18th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    [16:11] --> You have joined the channel [REDACTED] (~MiningMar@unaffiliated/miningmarsh).
    [16:11] *** Channel modes: no messages from outside, secret
    [16:11] *** This channel was created on 18/03/14 04:10 PM.
    [16:12] --> Ristovski has joined this channel (~ristovski@unaffiliated/ristovski).
    [16:12] <Ristovski> >xetalim op
    [16:12] <-- Ristovski has left this channel ("Leaving").

     

    TL;DR
    There is now an entire channel that only exists because whoever leaves last becomes operator.

     

    Shortly thereafter:

    [16:14] --> Tribot200 has joined this channel (~Tribot200@unaffiliated/triclops200/bot/tribot200).
    [16:14] <boxmein> You guess which one's the queen
    [16:14] *** jacob1 takes channel operator privileges from boxmein.
    [16:14] *** jacob1 takes channel operator privileges from you.
    [16:14] *** jacob1 takes channel operator privileges from Xetalim.
    [16:14] *** jacob1 sets a ban on *!*@unaffiliated/boxmein.
    [16:14] *** jacob1 sets a ban on *!*@unaffiliated/miningmarsh.
    [16:14] *** jacob1 sets a ban on *!*@unaffiliated/xetalim.
    [16:14] <jacob1> !takeover
    [16:14] <jacob1> >_>
    [16:14] <MiningMarsh> ;admins
    [16:14] [404] MiningMarsh [REDACTED] Cannot send to channel
    [16:14] *** jacob1 removes the ban on *!*@unaffiliated/xetalim.
    [16:14] *** jacob1 removes the ban on *!*@unaffiliated/miningmarsh.
    [16:14] *** jacob1 removes the ban on *!*@unaffiliated/boxmein.
    [16:14] <MiningMarsh> ;admins
    [16:14] <Tribot200> {"powder/developer/triclops200"=>9002}
    [16:15] <MiningMarsh> dammit
    [16:15] <MiningMarsh> how the hell do I have ;join
    [16:15] <boxmein> jacob1: coolio
    [16:15] <jacob1> :P
    [16:15] <MiningMarsh> and then not get op on the channel he joins?
    [16:15] <jacob1> lol
    [16:15] <Xetalim> damnit
    [16:15] <Xetalim> jacob1, gimme op
    [16:15] *** jacob1 gives channel operator privileges to Tribot200.
    [16:15] <Xetalim> ;opme
    [16:15] [Error] You need to be a channel operator in [REDACTED].
    [16:15] <Tribot200> No such command
    [16:15] <jacob1> ;_;
    [16:15] *** jacob1 has been kicked from the channel by Tribot200 (You asked for it...).
    [16:15] --> jacob1 has joined this channel (jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1).
    [16:15] [Error] You need to be a channel operator in [REDACTED]
    [16:15] <Xetalim> lol
    [16:15] <jacob1> :)
    [16:16] <Xetalim> give me op
    [16:16] <MiningMarsh> jacob1: you dolt
    [16:16] <boxmein> jacob1: pm me your script, i'll improve upon it
    [16:16] <MiningMarsh> no one has op now
    [16:16] <Xetalim> the four kings have to rule
    [16:16] <jacob1> maybe that's what I wanted :P
    [16:16] <MiningMarsh> No one has suitable privs with tribot

    ...

    [16:19] <boxmein> good job MiningMarsh
    [16:19] <boxmein> good job
    [16:19] <MiningMarsh> boxmein: what the hell did I do?
    [16:19] <Xetalim> boxmein, nope
    [16:20] <boxmein> MiningMarsh: You were the one who decided to lock us all out of operator-y magic!
    [16:20] <boxmein> MiningMarsh: /in a non-accusative tone
    [16:20] <boxmein> MiningMarsh: /with a smirk
    [16:20] <Xetalim> if only
    [16:20] <jacob1> it's clearly MiningMarsh's fault for bringing in Tribot200, and Xetalim's fault for opping everyone

    ...

    [16:21] <MiningMarsh> I have a solution!
    ...

    [16:22] <-- Tribot200 has left this server (Quit: restarting).
    [16:22] <MiningMarsh> I win

    ...

    [16:23] <jacob1> wow, now you have 0 ops
    [16:23] <jacob1> much better
    [16:23] <jacob1> :P

    ...

    [16:25] <boxmein> [22:21.19] <MiningMarsh> I have a solution!
    [16:25] <boxmein> [22:21.27] * wolfy1339 (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339) has joined [REDACTED]
    [16:25] <boxmein> Theres our solution!
    [16:25] <boxmein> Let's all blame it on wolfy1339!
    [16:25] <Xetalim> yeah
    [16:25] <wolfy1339> what?
    [16:25] <MiningMarsh> wolfy1339: You dolT1
    [16:25] <Xetalim> your fault
    [16:25] <wolfy1339> why me?
    [16:25] <jacob1> it's your fault wolfy1339
    [16:25] <MiningMarsh> why did you do this to us!
    [16:25] <jacob1> why did you do this, now we have no ops
    [16:25] <Xetalim> you know you did it

    ...

    [16:29] <wolfy1339> lets all cycle and someone will get op
    [16:29] <boxmein> wolfy1339: look at the channel now!
    [16:29] <boxmein> it's broken!
    [16:29] <boxmein> because of you!
    [16:29] <wolfy1339> lol
    [16:29] <boxmein> okay so a race for who joins first?
    [16:30] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel.
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    [16:30] --> wolfy1339 has joined this channel (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339).
    [16:30] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel.
    [16:30] --> wolfy1339 has joined this channel (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339).
    [16:30] <boxmein> cycling doesn't dish out ops
    [16:30] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel.
    [16:30] --> wolfy1339 has joined this channel (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339).
    [16:30] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel.
    [16:30] --> wolfy1339 has joined this channel (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339).
    [16:30] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel.
    [16:30] --> wolfy1339 has joined this channel (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339).
    [16:30] <jacob1> you have to /part
    [16:30] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel.
    [16:30] --> wolfy1339 has joined this channel (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339).
    [16:30] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel.
    [16:30] --> wolfy1339 has joined this channel (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339).
    [16:30] <jacob1> and rejoin a minute later
    [16:30] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel.
    [16:30] --> wolfy1339 has joined this channel (wolfy1339@botters/wolfy1339).
    [16:30] <boxmein> wolfy1339: it's called /quit
    [16:30] <boxmein> [22:30.03] -ChanServ- Channel [REDACTED].
    [16:30] <boxmein> [22:30.16] -ChanServ- [REDACTED].
    [16:30] <boxmein> ...welp
    [16:30] <jacob1> lol, now he's going to cycle 20 times
    [16:30] <jacob1> :P
    [16:30] <wolfy1339> yup
    [16:30] <jacob1> i'll leave if Xetalim leaves
    [16:30] <jacob1> :P
    [16:30] <MiningMarsh> well it was my idea
    [16:31] <MiningMarsh> only fair if...
    [16:31] <wolfy1339> lets all leave and let this die
    [16:31] <wolfy1339> i'll leave last
    [16:31] <wolfy1339> to be judge
    [16:31] <MiningMarsh> wolfy1339: fuck if you will
    [16:31] <MiningMarsh> I guess we are at the ye old stalemate
    ...

    [16:35] <jacob1> I can freeze the assets of people who don't leave in Crackbot
    [16:35] <jacob1> :p
    [16:35] <jacob1> starting with wolfy1339
    [16:35] <boxmein> fine
    [16:35] <jacob1> if you don't leave all your money will be gone
    [16:35] <-- boxmein has left this channel ("[00:12.05] <\m> An into-solid turner").
    [16:35] <jacob1> lol
    [16:35] <wolfy1339> assets in crackbot?
    [16:35] * jacob1 away
    [16:35] <-- jacob1 has left this channel ("Leaving").
    [16:35] <wolfy1339> like my money and stuff
    [16:35] <wolfy1339> well
    [16:37] --> jacob1 has joined this channel (jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1).
    [16:37] <jacob1> hmm
    [16:37] <jacob1> wolfy1339: I can take away money too :p
    [16:37] <-- jacob1 has left this channel ("Leaving").
    [16:37] <wolfy1339> nooo
    [16:37] <-- wolfy1339 has left this channel ("Leaving").
    [16:38] <MiningMarsh> Cacophony: Xetalim: Lets all leave now?
    [16:38] *** Xetalim is now known as [Xeta].
    [16:38] <-- Cacophony has left this channel.
    [16:38] <MiningMarsh> ...

    Edited 8 times by MiningMarsh. Last: 18th Mar 2014
  • lefouduroi
    19th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink
    [20:04] * jacob1 looks for existing pm with lefouduroi
    [20:04] <me> lol.
    [20:04] <+jacob1> meh i'll just make a new one :P
    [20:04] <me> OMG. A PM from a Moderator?! And I didn't start it? XD!
    [20:04] <+jacob1> :P
    [20:05] <+jacob1> usually that's bad
    [20:05] <me> oh.
    [20:05] <+jacob1> if a moderator pms you
    [20:05] <+jacob1> lol
    [20:05] <me>uh-oh...
    Edited 2 times by lefouduroi. Last: 19th Mar 2014
  • Schneumer
    19th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    @nijalninja98 (View Post)

     That's the point XD

  • Box-Poorsoft
    19th Mar 2014 Banned 1 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
    Edited once by Box-Poorsoft. Last: 19th Mar 2014
  • boxmein
    19th Mar 2014 Former Staff 3 Permalink
    @Box-Poorsoft (View Post)
    @Schneumer (View Post)
    @nijalninja98 (View Post)
    @lefouduroi (View Post)
    let's just forget about @Finalflash50 (View Post) for a second...

    [16:33.37] <mniip> boxmein o-o
    [16:33.52] <+jacksonmj> Hmm, in-game save browser doesn't seem to update the number of pages after deleting/unpublishing saves
    [16:33.57] <mniip> boat secks

    [22:21.27] <Ristovski> boxmein: free to quotebook me on that one
    Edited once by boxmein. Last: 19th Mar 2014
  • mniip
    19th Mar 2014 Developer 1 Permalink
    [00:20:19] <boxmein> https://31.media.tumblr.com/34bce3784e8dbbedea014a95c20306f6/tumblr_n2nsewWPlp1svipk6o1_500.jpg
    [00:21:10] <Ristovski> boxmein: oh ohoh, to unSUCK it, perhaps you can, BLOW it
    [00:21:13] <Ristovski> pffttttscchh
    [00:21:29] <Ristovski> boxmein: free to quotebook me on that one
  • Alexwall
    20th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink
  • Schneumer
    20th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    @boxmein (View Post)

     *flips a table

     o_0

  • Alexwall
    20th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    oops

    Edited once by ajloveslily. Last: 20th Mar 2014
  • CeeJayBee
    20th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    @Schneumer (View Post)

     My first day ended with me being a moron and trying to post a screenshot of the IRC log. Instead of copying it. ×_×