I affix myself to a cross and become Jesus.
The next user has been infected with zombie AIDS.
It is a cube of air and the booby traps catch anything smaller than a mouse...
The next person tried to catch Arceus without a pokeball!
It kills me, then i burst out of it and it turns out to be a disguise.
The person below me is sprayed with antimatter.
Decoy.
Next user's life depends on having a world free of all problems .e.g. poverty, war, crisis, illiteracy etc.
I unite the world's governments by making them all bronies and pegasisters, and turn the world into the perfect utopia.
The next person meets the I Like Trains kid and asks him if he likes trains.
I meet him via webcam.
The next user steps in front of the screen at the other end as I finish saying "trains".
You killed a shape shifter not me. It saved me.
The next person who is below me will be thrown small but fast moving saws with plasma alight. Alos they are homing missle like.