Survive The Attack

  • AngrySpam
    29th Sep 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @Citopow (View Post)
    I may not have defense, but i do have offense. I begin drop-kicking, pounching, slapping, head-butting, and just torturing the cars. Then they back their tiny asses off and bother some other poor kid.

    I replace the next user's brain with an apple, he now stands still and grows really tall like a tree.
  • coolcat99
    30th Sep 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    I am a teapot, short and spout. Here is my handle here is my spout.
    I turn into a blender and devour the brain of the person below me.
  • watereye
    30th Sep 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    @coolcat99 (View Post)

     I type in "!set watereyebrain bedrock" and the brain spins so fast that you tranform into a cat again but you explode.

     

    The next HURRR DUHHH HERP DERP DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GUUHUHUHUH DURRR

    Translation: The next person is going to be exploded.

  • Xorite
    30th Sep 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @watereye (View Post)
    trololol, i muved out dah waii!!

    teh nxt usr isa noob lik mi
  • EqualsThree
    30th Sep 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    The word noob does not exist in my Internet Dictionary, your statement is invalid.

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    The next user is gonna get banned by Zuckerberg.

  • AngrySpam
    30th Sep 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    But none of the other mods took him seriously because he made a typo in his name to be "Fuckerberg", so i get unbanned in 2 minutes.

    The next user is put in a titanium box with diamond coating that has no light, food, water, ect, but has an infinite supply of oxygen.
  • Citopow
    30th Sep 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    ah eskap lolalowll11,1.12 2 .2q!@@

     

    The next user is kicked in the butt by Chuck Norris

  • Xorite
    1st Oct 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @Citopow (View Post)
    A pick you up and use you as a shield :P:P

    The next user is now in the void.
  • Plutonium84
    1st Oct 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    I am thin so the void refused to take me.

     

    The next user eats poisonous organs and the eyes of the puffer fish(Fugu).

  • hachouma
    1st Oct 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    I can't digest fish, and i did not absorb the toxins (some japanese old ppl can eat them safely)

     

    The next user is tied to rails

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