But I use thermite to melt the tracks.

 

The next user sitting in a pool of lava.

/tp Xorite Ximon

The next user is swimming in there own blood, and has now died

@Xorite (View Post)

You do realized you have to *try* and kill me first before that happens.

 

@Blorph (View Post)

....that's only 50C hot.

The next user is gonna get hit by a star.

I get hit by a celebrity. I punch them back.

 

The next person will be hit by a galaxy.

I get hit by a Ford Galaxy, and it was moving at 5 Km/h.

 

The next user owes money to a banned shaolin monk, who is trapped with you in a room.

i've got a credit card.

 

The next user is testing new bullet-proof armor. it doesn't work

Lucky the gun misfired, huh?

 

The next person will get shot in the... kidney.

I get shot in the kidney with a water gun.

 

The next person is stuck in the centre of the earth.

earth? you mean a partilce of dust?

I jump out of the particle of dust.

 

you are stkm in tpt and i got my tracking missile script , take it out and fire it at you.

@asdf123 (View Post)

 It hits my head but it goes through...leaving me the element in my head to fire at you. BOOOM!

 

The next person is going to be eaten by a giant spider. You have no weapons, armor, bombs and you are in your underwear only.