@hachouma (View Post)

 I take a kid that has a very angry temperture and rage and explode. I tell him to play the game for then he said okay. He plays and keeps dieing and gets so angry, that he explodes. And explodes the machine and i escape.

 

The next person is yogurt.

Ok? I freexe my self and walk away.

 

I strap 100kg weights to the next user and throw them into the pasific ocean. 

You forgot to tie them to my legs.

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The next user's plane is about to get hit by a nuclear missile.

The missile runs out of fuel, so it starts to fall towards the ground below.

 

The next user is about to be nuked by the falling missile.

I get up in my F-35 Fighter and fly away.  __________________________________________________________

Next person must walk across the highway blindfolded, earmuffed, backwards, and be chased by a truck that sells ice cream.

@cj646464 (View Post)

The person who blindfolded me forgot to check my pockets. I had a few nails. i drop them on the road. The ice cream truck's wheels pop and it overturns.

 

The next user fell on a river of molten magma without any protection.

It is 1mm wide. I step back out.

The next person is stranded on Mars.

But it's 5000 years in the future, and has been colonized by humans.

 

 

The next user is divided by zero, literally (cut in half by a zero shaped weapon)

@hachouma (View Post)

 I am a mitosis creature, and by beginning the cut I divide with no damage. (Although it would be kinda annoying to have two of me. )

 

The next person was sling-shot into space with 5 minutes of oxygen.

The sling-shot was not quite fast enough, so I re-enter the Earth's atmosphere 4 1/2 minutes later.

 

The next person is standing at the spot where I'm about to hit the ground at 100 M.P.H.