I'm wearing Quantum Armour from Tekkit (Minecraft mod), which allows you to stand on a nuke with no damage XD.

The next person has to stare at a picture of me for 2 hours. (It's quite hard :P)

I only stare at it for a few minutes, but I'm doing it while orbiting a neutron star, so while only a few minutes pass by for me, it is two hours for anyone further away from the star.

The next person has to land on the neutron star and retrieve some of its neutron matter.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 I dont.

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The next person sees this picture: 

@m_shinoda (View Post)

Ummmmm, I blew that guy's hand?????? off with a grenade.

You get whatever that is on your brain.

@cj646464 (View Post)

 (The holes were actually between his neck and shoulder)

You blew his hand of and got arrested and are sent to Alcatraz.

Hours earlier, an earthquake went off in Japan. As I'm being sent to Alcatraz, a tidal wave completely demolishes Alcatraz, leaving me to go free.

The next person gets stuck in a computer byte by byte.

Besides 

@m_shinoda (View Post)

 What the heck is that? ;-;

@m_shinoda (View Post)

 wtf....WTF....OH SHIT

Brb, pouring boiling oil in my eyes.

@Joda123 (View Post)

It's a very big computer and i easily fit in.

The next user must lick that stuff on the guy's back.

PS: oh god.... ;_ ;

but my creator has used the command console to make my health infinite

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the next user has become a certain pacman based user on TPT forums...