When I was 12 I was walking across a PBC pipe across an iregation ditch and fell on a broken off wooden lightpost pole. I got 3 4inch splinters into the muscle of my calf and cut them out in my living room until(after and hour) we finally went to the ER lol it hurt like hell but was also hilarious... (that was extremely random) XD
Once, when I was still in primary school, my friend Jordan and other of my friends were playing hit on the gazibo benches. Jordan was about to get hit but he jumped off head first onto the gazibo floor, (which was covered with broken pieces of wood). The next thing I knew was a hole in his head and half his face covered with it along with his hand. A coule weeks later, he came back with the hole sealed with a special glue.
WHY?! WHY DID THEY LOCK THE JOKES THREAD! I WILL DESTROY *censored*.
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Dgied? lol
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