ProtSwagLazer
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Yo dog, whassup? I gots this totally swaggin lazer ri' here, wif yo name on it. this lazer is so swaggy, it completely decimates over-thuggs a localized area hood, yall! please use this shiznit in yo pimpin' creations, cuz i wanna see all o' mah shiznit errywhere!
use in:
-swaggy creationz and shiznit, yall!
-baller pimpin' spaceships
-thugg-az cities hoodz
-wrekin' otha gangsta's shiznit
-pimpin' az music videos
-bangin' prot ball colliders, yo!
So just to clarify with everybody, this was an experiment by me to see if by making something viral I could more easily get to the front page. and it worked. Unfortunately, this was not as long lived as my previous creations, so I would not reccomend this tactic due to the fact that it is so short lived. also, downvotes.
Edited once by sandstorm. Last: 30th Jun 2014 -
Yo dawg I be lookin at dat swaggin lazor and it be totes ballin. Dem pimp buildings didn't stand a chance daaawg. Dem gangsters couldn't even do nothin. Dat lazor be so ballin it be destroying itself. Dat swagger so baller though.
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omg I can totally understand NOTHING from this unstandard English I am not even good at english to understand that. I don't know if people understand what I say English is not my first language.
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yo, protbro, it's totes gangsta not to kno english, yo? my main man bom2yomom here is hella swaggin righ' now. all yew haz tah werry bout is dat dis lazor be pontin in you's general direction, dawg. best you skip dis hood cuz dis place gonna be totes wrecked, amiright? like yo' mom after I dun wi' her.
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Translation:
Greetings, Protcom!
It is not at all a problem not to speak English. My friend dom2mom holds himself with exceptional swagger. All that you must concern yourself with is that this laser is (figuratively) pointing in your general direction. Best that you evacuate posthaste because this locale will soon be destroyed, like [vulgar figure of gangsta speech]. -
swaggified usernames:
bom2YOmom
protbro
swaggstorm
minecrizzle fo phyzzle
brosbein(yourmother) (boxmein if that wasn't clear, dog)
jackdup1 (jacob1 yo)
mortvizzle
her holiness the pimp cateLYTE
Biggie Sims (simon)
mini-p (miniip(tee hee))
poorHARD (poorsoft (cause ain't n gangsta soft, man))
B to the DB (buysdb)
m_shinizzle
swagg14 (slug14)
circodyck (circovik)
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I shall add to this
Edited once by sandstorm. Last: 1st Jul 2014
