one time jacob1 was playing SM64 and I was playing mario with him and we had a race
It's storytime we make a story. Ok let me coutinue. Jacob1 was in the lead when suddenly Lord Bowserinator (Who's Bowser) throws a blue shell at him. Jacob1 is too far in the lead to dodge it, so he gets blown up, hit by a rock, and falls in a pit. Bowserinator is now first place.
But then I, HitlerSucks, the greatest MarioKart player of all time... get hit by my own green shell and fall in last place. BUT, after I aquire an item box I get a... coin.
Screw you Nintendo.
blue shells are NOT in Super mario 64
Same with item boxes
Too bad! I have a star! :P
Crap. Fine then I glitch to the finish and win first
Suddenly, Lockheedmartin perma-bans Nintendo! The race must end!