Now introducing the brand new 2026 SLI Electric Vehicle (Base Model)

This vehicle is the beginning of a new class in electric vehicles where luxury knows no bounds. We've carefully designed and crafted each trim piece, while paying our engineers the bare minimum to figure out how to build an electric drive platform. Each vehicle includes seats, an enclosed space, a charging system, motors, wheels, and a trunk which can fit seven lasagnas.

This base model does not include heating or cooler, headlights of any kind, windshield wipers, pesky legally required airbags of seat belts, cup holders, door locks, or literally any feature you could not afford. Yes, we've built a vehicle just for YOUR impoverished budget!

MSRP 5.3 Million Powder Dollars (issued at select branches with the Bank of Powder Toy) See your nearest dealer for purchasing the all new 2026 SLI Electric Vehicle (Base Model)