I'd rather not spam that much. And it is an UTT because the title implies the topic is about waffles, whereas it is some weird, pointless long paragraph. You did not state that in the Thread title.
Sorry to everyone who wanted a story about waffles. This is what happens when I leave my account logged in and I go to the toilet. My brother has no idea about TPT forum protocol and thinks it is a joke. I did not create this topic, so would a mod please lock it?