Okay, give any of your ideas my problem: Tomorrow I need to sing a song parody to class and me and my group have chosen the song "Billionaire" by Travie, Bruno and some other dudes... The parody subject is about someone's (okay, you can laugh, it's supposed to be random anyway) potato head (as in like someone's big head)... We've already done the chorus and it goes like this:

Oh every time I close the door,
I see you spinning round and round,
A different topping every night, oh,
I swear, your head better prepare,
When I start shaving your hair!

The door bit pertains to a microwave oven BTW... And yes, it is a bit cannibalistic, but that's just how unimaginative we are... Also, the first bit on ours goes:

I wanna put your head in the microwave,
So fricking bad, (needs more stuff)

This is a link to the original lyrics: http://www.directlyrics.com/travie-mccoy-billionaire-lyrics.html but if it loads to slow here it is anyway:

[Bruno Mars]
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
Give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh-t
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
Its been a couple months since I’ve single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can’t forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

[Chorus]

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
I’ll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I’ll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twentys (?) completely separate
And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

[Bruno Mars]
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
[Chorus]
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad!

So again, I say, any ideas will be extremely praised.

Ok, thanks, awesome song!!! Much appreciated! Anyone else?

Thanks, I may as well put that on!