“Ladies and gentlemen, the Universe as we know it has now been in existence for over one hundred and seventy thousand million billion years and will be ending in a little over half an hour. So, welcome one and all to Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!”
i eat uranium
stop scrollin there is nothing to see!
i told you there is nothing to see
i guess you dont like to listin
told you, nothing to see here
the universe will end with a timelike infinity singularity