@Michael238 (View Post)

 I bring a giant tub of yogurt and you land in there. Then i freeze you to death with liquid nitrogen.

The next person is going to be frozen in yogurt. o-o

Ummmmm, I eat the yogurt and get a stomachache, oh well. ____________________________________________

THe next person is about to go through a three hour long Calculus class.

@cj646464 (View Post)

 but a student puts a little bag containing what smells like rotten eggs+rotten Roquefort+burnt dog poo under the teacher's desk and there are no other free classrooms. (actually happened 30 minutes ago)

The next user is fed that smelly substance

But kitten was de-clawed, removing its chance of hurting me

The next user will be ripped to shreds by an egg beater

I beat the egg beater

The next user will be eaten by a shark in a kitty pool

I don't like swimming therefore I stood at the edge taunting the shark

The next user will be beheaded with the blunt end of a spoon

the spoon was blunt so it just kind of bounced off.

The next user will be shot repeatedly in the face.

I am the Terminator, and you are Sarah Connor.

me kill yu

The next user is being thrown off the Burj Kalifa (spelling - ?) without any protection or cushioning below - protection includes being the terminator

We're in the matrix. I use my majik skeels to make the ground bouncy.

me stab yu