Jokes anyone?

  • bowserinator
    11th Nov 2014 Member 1 Permalink

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  • Hopian
    11th Nov 2014 Member 0 Permalink
    How do you kill a blue elephant?

    Shoot it with a blue Elephant gun.


    How do you kill a green elephant?

    Shoot it with a green elephant gun.


    How do you kill a white elephant?

    You choke it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

  • FeynmanLogomaker
    11th Nov 2014 Member 1 Permalink
    So one morning, Congress decides, "we should agree on something"...
  • HitlerSucks
    11th Nov 2014 Member 1 Permalink

    There is a contest about who can make the fastest object, based on how fast they can catch it.

    A french person, an english person and a romanian person enter the contest.

    The french guy goes first, with a supersonic plane. They catch it.

    The british guy is next, with a rocket. They catch it.

    The romanian guy is next. He farts and says: "catch that!"

    (i'm allowed to amke fun of romanians because i am romanian myself)

  • bowserinator
    11th Nov 2014 Member 2 Permalink

    This joke may be hard to get but it's very funny

    Enstein, Pascal and Newton were playing a game of hide and seek. Enstein was it, so he started counting and Pascal hid. While he did that Newton drew a 1x1 meter square on the ground and stood on it. When Enstien finished counting he said I found you Newton! But Newton said: No, Newtons per meters squared. You found Pascal

  • greymatter
    11th Nov 2014 Member 4 Permalink
    Studies.
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  • CeeJayBee
    11th Nov 2014 Member 0 Permalink
    @FeynmanLogomaker (View Post)
    Con != Pro
    Congress != Progress

    There are 10 types of people:
    Those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • bowserinator
    11th Nov 2014 Member 1 Permalink

    I got that, 10 in binary is 2

  • Box-Poorsoft
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  • Hopian
    11th Nov 2014 Member 0 Permalink
    Q:Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

    A:Because they taste funny.

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