Ok so I woke up under two giant gay diamond trees, crossing forming an X. It've could easily purpose for shelter but I started to feel thirst once I did found three guys near a nacho tree, and heard some "pew" sound. Surely was accompained by a thermite levy (baby rabbit), but who knows. I called him Agar and he somehow bet to be an big friend of mine. He did jumped from one shoulder to another, so he might have been pretty happy. I manage to find an pickaxe (these things happen to pop randomly as said Kikkin) so I open a small hole in the ground and manage to find an subterranean lake of what seemed like grape juice (my favorite), just below their feet, and some roots, which seems to drink it (including an "yum" sound seemed to echo from one of them) and as soon as I opened a little the hole for me to taste a little of it an earthquake suceeded and made some few pieces to fall. They perceived it and might have noted my hole, even with the weird fog of evaporated/condensed royal jelly, but as I didn't entered completely in the hole, my ass was still visible, Someone mistaken it for an soft rock and almost sit on it, when an little rock felt above my head (with not so much force, thank God...) and I made "ew", which means they might have now noted ME. As I was going to say my name - Hiley-..wait, no, Hillow Acacia - I almost forgot the levy. Somehow the THRM+NITR gel-like thing still managed to jump in(to) my asscheks that were outside the hole while I started to check the juice. As I did got up I said "please no, embarassment is my mid surname...it is, were..." were... I remembered the @cking bath I took once, and how I drown (I'm open to questions, but preferably don't ask me that to force my memory), and my hair disintegrated and felt in the drain.. its essence seeds felt for a portal (my eyes didn't felt by the drain too, Don't Ask), entered a mansion, and how I got tall then, but then I didn't seen my FEET. It were heavily damaged by the soap (?) that felt in it as I felt, and so it weren't there. Only they returned little time ago. I felt like new - actually people that goes there turns 34% younger, and children that die just take more care and comfort and don't really get younger in death - so I came across that weird door, when someone opened and took drugs and ran out into a weird forest. To invistigate more, I opened the door, and as I felt the smooth winds of the silly place, my eyes just magically came back with something like magic powder. I seen an fairy-like silhouette very far, with a wand that actually were pointed at me, but then it disappeared, Idk. As I entered it, i felt so heavy I felt in something that looked like... diamond X? When I woke up... well you know.

.Back to it, they seemed somewhat scared with the surprise, and I see, I tried to comfort them but one of them was drugged so yeah. I see, nachos? One of them fall in the grape juice underground lake and it turns to CHOCOLATE CAKE TOPPING. yeah VERY VERY weird recipes might rule as well. My levy got into Bob and everyone laughed. So another levy came too, instead of THRM + NITR it seemed like GOLD + TNT, so I called it Ruby because of the red color. And I found the cake toppin the most yummy thing I have even eaten, and so might the others. It was good for my hunger AND for my thrist (again dont ask). But then the part of the ground the other people were felt, even though the earthquake did already stopped also.

@Darthan (View Post)

Roger that.

HE'S BACK, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

After Darth came up with the idea of us getting brought back to life, I think that it was just him imagining it, but the evedince was overwhelming, so in the end I began to trust his point of view. I look into my tool belt again, and it's true that things just appear there for no reason. I found a 45. revolver this time. It will certinally come in handy in case anything happenes. After Darth's allergy got worse, we looked around the place for anything that help, while Darth was left with the kitten. Soon we found a puddle of greenish-purple water, which healed wounds. I figured it out because I still had a massive scar on my back after the shrapnel explosion that killed me off, and it healed. I looked in my tool-belt again, finding a jar, in which we poured the water and we went back to Darth, before pouring it on him. Soon the allergy went away. I now keep the jar into my belt, next to the revolver, for any other life-or-death situation.

@Darthan (View Post)

 you do realise there are over 51,000 different kind of bees, i dont think you would get allergic to ALL kinds of honey...........

My fav bee: Stingless Bee, Tetragonula family:

Sorry that this is off topic :P, just explaining to Darthan

Cool. Then I tried to paralyze it completely with one incredibly dumb, but efficient mix of grape juice and black powder (again, randomness popping from nowhere) and made a small grenade, so I threw it at the giant spider, and the boom were massive, only however it just scratched one of it's batteries, meaning it would work slower when it comes back, and also the venom tank, which did felt in the ruins caused by the megagrenade (guess the area will be deep dead for at least long time) so it's stings would have little to no poison. Also a portal started to open, which could only be looked into, not entered into, but where I could see something familiar... weird... as I seen in a chart in school when had 16 years, it might have been the inside walls of some female reproductive organ... and had little embryo feet.. then I remembered which organ it was and concluded "it might be someone's destiny..." but I heard an mettalic sound, and already started to instintively dive in that healing "grape juice"...